Hi, Mom!
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Well, coat.
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Coat.
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I guess you'll want to know
why I have two watches here.

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You see, the left watch,
which is my uncle's, runs correctly,

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and the one which is my watch,
this one on the right here...

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uh, I've got to explain this to you...
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happens to be
about five minutes off,

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so if you notice that I keep
looking at it every few seconds,

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it's only because
I'm trying to check it now,

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because I paid $30 to have it fixed.
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What's for breakfast?
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Uh... me!
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Ha ha ha! Very funny!
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No, what's for breakfast, seriously?
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Huh?
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I'd like a four-minute egg.
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I'd like a four-minute egg,
not sooner or faster.

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Oh, come on,
forget about breakfast.

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I'll bet you cook
just like my mother.

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- Mother?
- Yes.

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You want a mother figure, honey?
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No, I mean, I bet
you make a four-minute egg

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just like my mother
made fantastic four-minute eggs,

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though my mother
did do one thing...

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and that was that she'd make me
go to dancing school all the time,

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and I met a girl named Estelle there,
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and Estelle was the only girl
who would dance with me, though,

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and sometimes, uh, Estelle and I
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would... would...
would be alone in the country.

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For example,
once we were on a rock,

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and we made love and...
you know what happened to Estelle?


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