:39:00
I guess you'll want to know
why I have two watches here.
:39:03
You see, the left watch,
which is my uncle's, runs correctly,
:39:07
and the one which is my watch,
this one on the right here...
:39:09
uh, I've got to explain this to you...
:39:11
happens to be
about five minutes off,
:39:15
so if you notice that I keep
looking at it every few seconds,
:39:17
it's only because
I'm trying to check it now,
:39:19
because I paid $30 to have it fixed.
:39:21
What's for breakfast?
:39:22
Uh... me!
:39:23
Ha ha ha! Very funny!
:39:26
No, what's for breakfast, seriously?
:39:27
Huh?
:39:28
I'd like a four-minute egg.
:39:30
I'd like a four-minute egg,
not sooner or faster.
:39:33
Oh, come on,
forget about breakfast.
:39:35
I'll bet you cook
just like my mother.
:39:37
- Mother?
- Yes.
:39:38
You want a mother figure, honey?
:39:40
No, I mean, I bet
you make a four-minute egg
:39:41
just like my mother
made fantastic four-minute eggs,
:39:43
though my mother
did do one thing...
:39:45
and that was that she'd make me
go to dancing school all the time,
:39:48
and I met a girl named Estelle there,
:39:50
and Estelle was the only girl
who would dance with me, though,
:39:52
and sometimes, uh, Estelle and I
:39:55
would... would...
would be alone in the country.
:39:57
For example,
once we were on a rock,
:39:59
and we made love and...
you know what happened to Estelle?
:40:01
Make love to me, sweetie!
:40:03
Well, something happens to...
she... she's...
:40:05
- Come on.
- Estelle was killed.
:40:09
Estelle was killed.
:40:10
We were on a...
:40:12
We were driving along, and, um...
:40:14
all of a sudden, the car turned over,
and rolled over about 23 times.
:40:18
Come on!
:40:19
I walked out without a scratch,
:40:20
and Estelle
was damaged beyond repair.
:40:24
You're kidding!
That's terrible!
:40:26
The car burst into flames,
and she was burnt to a crisp.
:40:29
Why are you telling me this?
:40:31
Well, I just want to tell you,
I'm a very sensitive person,
:40:34
and I can't just jump
into bed with you like this.
:40:38
But I fell in love with you!
Come on!
:40:40
Well, I-I love you, too,
:40:41
but it's just that... uh... uh...
you know, it's...
:40:44
And then Estelle and I
went to, uh... well...
:40:48
- Oh, please.
- I feel very badly about Estelle now.
:40:50
- This was a few years ago...
- This is not the time for Estelle.
:40:53
...and now I see a psychiatrist
about five times a week,
:40:55
and he told me that, uh...
:40:57
well, he told me that I can't have sex
except under certain conditions,