:35:00
...without regard for color
or national origin.
:35:07
"O, say can you see
And the rockets red..."
:35:13
This is F-E-L-I-X TV, the Sherman Station,
signing off...
:35:19
...forever.
:35:24
That was terrific.
:35:25
- That was really terrific.
- You're not getting up.
:35:28
You made all that up?
You must be a terrific writer.
:35:30
- Don't get up.
- I forgot something.
:35:32
I gotta get a drink of water.
What did you write for, television?
:35:35
- My God, she's up.
- Did you? Did you write for TV?
:35:38
No, I did not ever write
for the lobotomy box.
:35:41
What did you write for? Movies?
:35:43
- No. I didn't write for movies.
- That's too bad.
:35:46
- They don't seem to think so.
- I love the movies.
:35:49
I used to go every night to 42nd Street.
:35:53
But there was always somebody
sitting next to me trying something weird.
:35:57
- Did you ever try reading?
- That wouldn't stop 'em.
:36:00
No, I don't mean in the theater.
Did you ever try reading a book?
:36:05
A book? Yeah.
:36:07
I used to read Playboy all the time
until I got mad at them.
:36:09
Why?
:36:11
I posed for these terrific
Playmate of the Month thing.
:36:15
What happened?
:36:18
They sent 'em back.
:36:20
I know the feeling.
:36:32
Hey, Felix.
:36:39
You want to fool around?
:36:42
No, I do not want to fool around.
:36:46
Okay.
:36:49
Want a drink of water?
:36:51
I know this is going to come
as a surprise to you...
:36:54
...but I would like to go to sleep.
- Could you tell me a story?
:36:57
It's impossible.
:36:58
Just tell me a story
and I swear I'll go to sleep.