:36:00
No, I don't mean in the theater.
Did you ever try reading a book?
:36:05
A book? Yeah.
:36:07
I used to read Playboy all the time
until I got mad at them.
:36:09
Why?
:36:11
I posed for these terrific
Playmate of the Month thing.
:36:15
What happened?
:36:18
They sent 'em back.
:36:20
I know the feeling.
:36:32
Hey, Felix.
:36:39
You want to fool around?
:36:42
No, I do not want to fool around.
:36:46
Okay.
:36:49
Want a drink of water?
:36:51
I know this is going to come
as a surprise to you...
:36:54
...but I would like to go to sleep.
- Could you tell me a story?
:36:57
It's impossible.
:36:58
Just tell me a story
and I swear I'll go to sleep.
:37:03
What kind of a story?
:37:05
You know, like a good movie story.
:37:08
I am extremely sorry, but I do not
know the story of the Sound of Music.
:37:11
Not that terrible thing.
:37:15
You thought
the Sound of Music was terrible?
:37:18
Four times I saw that terrible movie.
:37:21
- You must've really hated it.
- Damned near killed my friend Eleanor.
:37:24
It did?
:37:25
In the balcony of the RKO 86th Street,
now torn down.
:37:29
- Yes?
- It was playing continuous.
:37:32
No intermission. Get it?
:37:37
Not quite.
:37:39
Her bladder burst.
:37:43
- There's a lesson there for all of us.
- What about my story?
:37:47
I'm planning to have a nightmare.
You can listen in.
:37:50
What about all those stories
you got in your suitcase?
:37:52
They are works in progress.
:37:55
Listen, read me
some of your works in progress.
:37:57
- I'm interested. I really am.
- You would not understand my work.