The Owl and the Pussycat
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1:14:01
I don't want to talk about it.
1:14:03
They are very fine people,
the Weyderhauses.

1:14:05
They have a very sincere
and old-fashioned moral outlook.

1:14:09
- I know the type.
- I don't think you do.

1:14:11
- You're not normal.
- Just what do you mean by that?

1:14:14
Look. Ninety-four. You gotta go to bed.
1:14:19
My body hates me.
1:14:26
Come on. In you go.
1:14:41
- What are you going to do?
- Light a fire.

1:14:47
What happens if my temperature
keeps going down?

1:14:50
Don't worry, I'll get an ice pick.
1:14:55
Eggs.
1:14:56
- What?
- What does it mean?

1:14:58
What does what mean?
1:15:01
What did you think about
when he was rolling the eggs?

1:15:04
I thought about the $50 I was going to get.
1:15:07
Same thing I thought about
when I did that coffin bit.

1:15:10
What...
1:15:11
...I am horrified to ask, is the "coffin bit"?
1:15:16
See, I walk into this room
and turn the lights on...

1:15:21
...and there's this guy lying in a coffin,
you know.

1:15:25
Hands folded, face all made up,
total corpse time, see?

1:15:30
I walk over, he opens his eyes
and he says, "Good evening"...

1:15:33
...and I let out a scream and...
1:15:37
...that's it.
1:15:40
$50.
1:15:41
There's this other guy that wants me
to wrap him in cellophane and crinkle him.

1:15:45
Then there's one
that likes me to watch him through...

1:15:49
...a keyhole while he eats a cucumber.
1:15:52
Then there's this guy
who takes Polaroids...

1:15:54
...while I'm lying on a table, and this
parakeet is walking around on my back.

1:15:59
Doris...

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