1:15:01
What did you think about
when he was rolling the eggs?
1:15:04
I thought about the $50 I was going to get.
1:15:07
Same thing I thought about
when I did that coffin bit.
1:15:10
What...
1:15:11
...I am horrified to ask, is the "coffin bit"?
1:15:16
See, I walk into this room
and turn the lights on...
1:15:21
...and there's this guy lying in a coffin,
you know.
1:15:25
Hands folded, face all made up,
total corpse time, see?
1:15:30
I walk over, he opens his eyes
and he says, "Good evening"...
1:15:33
...and I let out a scream and...
1:15:37
...that's it.
1:15:40
$50.
1:15:41
There's this other guy that wants me
to wrap him in cellophane and crinkle him.
1:15:45
Then there's one
that likes me to watch him through...
1:15:49
...a keyhole while he eats a cucumber.
1:15:52
Then there's this guy
who takes Polaroids...
1:15:54
...while I'm lying on a table, and this
parakeet is walking around on my back.
1:15:59
Doris...
1:16:00
...you're a sexual Disneyland.
1:16:04
It takes all kinds.
1:16:17
- I'm going to LA.
- What?
1:16:20
I'm going to California.
1:16:22
Why?
1:16:25
I haven't been doing too good here,
you know.
1:16:28
That's where actresses should go,
'cause that's where all the work is.
1:16:31
Just like you gotta stay here
'cause you're a writer.
1:16:35
- What's that got to do with staying here?
- The city is what you write about, isn't it?
1:16:40
Like in your story Scream?
1:16:42
I remember how much you liked it.
1:16:45
No, I've been thinking about it.
1:16:48
I didn't get it at first, you know.
Like about the sun spitting morning.
1:16:52
But I can really see it now.
1:16:54
- You can?
- Yeah. Sure.
1:16:57
You see, the sun, like a big face...