1:25:01
I'm going to be extra careful
not to become involved in anybody's life.
1:25:04
It's not good for them
and it's not good for me.
1:25:07
- What about last night?
- What about last night?
1:25:09
- We made love. Wasn't that good?
- You've got your terminology confused.
1:25:13
- That was not making love.
- It beat the hell out of drying the dishes.
1:25:16
What we did was to get a fast thrill.
1:25:20
One time is a fast thrill.
1:25:22
Six times is making love.
1:25:25
You want to know what we did?
Come on, I'll show you what we did.
1:25:28
- What? Felix!
- I'll show you something.
1:25:33
Look over there.
1:25:35
That's what we did.
With just as little sense or purpose.
1:25:38
- No.
- Maybe that's what you and I are about.
1:25:40
- Maybe that's what we're good for.
- What?
1:25:43
Being each other's pets.
Would you enjoy that?
1:25:46
People love their pets.
1:25:48
You want to be my pet, Doris?
1:25:50
You could wear a nice collar
and sleep in a corner in a box.
1:25:54
I'd lock you in the bathroom at night.
No running around the neighborhood.
1:25:57
- I don't understand what you're saying.
- I could wash you, and bathe you...
1:26:03
...but we've already done that.
1:26:05
- I could teach you tricks.
- Don't.
1:26:07
You could learn to sit up,
play dead, roll over.
1:26:09
- You're scaring me.
- What about retrieving?
1:26:11
Retrieving is an easy one.
1:26:13
- Come on.
- Stop it!
1:26:16
- There's a stick.
- Stop it.
1:26:17
Stick. There's the stick. Okay, fetch.
1:26:21
Go ahead, fetch.
1:26:24
That's too tough, huh?
1:26:27
- Give me your paw.
- I don't know what you want from me.
1:26:31
I want you to be a good little girl
and give Daddy your paw.
1:26:35
- Don't forget, I assimilated "impeccable."
- That was a good trick.
1:26:38
I'm trying to teach you another one.
1:26:40
If you can't learn it from me
I'll send you to obedient school.
1:26:43
- Now, give me your paw.
- Why are you doing this?
1:26:46
Pets don't ask questions, they do
as they're told, or they are given away.
1:26:50
Is that what you want?
1:26:51
To give you away to some poor family
who'll beat you?
1:26:54
Now just don't stand there
like a human being, give me your paw.
1:26:57
- Lf I do, will you quit acting like this?
- We make no deals with pets here.