1:26:03
...but we've already done that.
1:26:05
- I could teach you tricks.
- Don't.
1:26:07
You could learn to sit up,
play dead, roll over.
1:26:09
- You're scaring me.
- What about retrieving?
1:26:11
Retrieving is an easy one.
1:26:13
- Come on.
- Stop it!
1:26:16
- There's a stick.
- Stop it.
1:26:17
Stick. There's the stick. Okay, fetch.
1:26:21
Go ahead, fetch.
1:26:24
That's too tough, huh?
1:26:27
- Give me your paw.
- I don't know what you want from me.
1:26:31
I want you to be a good little girl
and give Daddy your paw.
1:26:35
- Don't forget, I assimilated "impeccable."
- That was a good trick.
1:26:38
I'm trying to teach you another one.
1:26:40
If you can't learn it from me
I'll send you to obedient school.
1:26:43
- Now, give me your paw.
- Why are you doing this?
1:26:46
Pets don't ask questions, they do
as they're told, or they are given away.
1:26:50
Is that what you want?
1:26:51
To give you away to some poor family
who'll beat you?
1:26:54
Now just don't stand there
like a human being, give me your paw.
1:26:57
- Lf I do, will you quit acting like this?
- We make no deals with pets here.
1:27:01
I'm warning you, this is your last chance.
Give me your paw.
1:27:39
Hey, Felix?
1:27:44
My name is not Felix.
1:27:46
What did you say? I didn't hear you.
1:27:50
My name is not Felix.
1:27:52
I don't getcha.
1:27:54
My name is Fred.
1:27:58
The person you are staring at
is named Fred Sherman.