1:27:01
I'm warning you, this is your last chance.
Give me your paw.
1:27:39
Hey, Felix?
1:27:44
My name is not Felix.
1:27:46
What did you say? I didn't hear you.
1:27:50
My name is not Felix.
1:27:52
I don't getcha.
1:27:54
My name is Fred.
1:27:58
The person you are staring at
is named Fred Sherman.
1:28:00
Not Felix. Fred. Short for Frederick.
1:28:05
Just like Washington, Wellington,
Wadsworth and Waverly.
1:28:08
Felix is just one more pompous,
empty notion...
1:28:11
...one more hopeless pretense.
1:28:12
"F" is for Fred.
1:28:14
It also stands for "fake"...
1:28:18
...and "fraud" and...
1:28:20
Phony?
1:28:22
And "failure."
1:28:23
That's right,
that's what it really stands for.
1:28:26
The good old American failure story.
1:28:29
- Felix.
- Fred, goddamn it!
1:28:32
Gimme a chance, will you?
1:28:33
I'm used to Felix.
I can't just assimilate Fred suddenly.
1:28:36
Stop using words that aren't indigenous
to your background.
1:28:39
Stop using words I don't understand.
1:28:41
Then maybe I'll understand
what I'm not supposed to understand.
1:28:44
Understand?
1:28:47
Where're you going?
1:28:54
What did you do that for?
1:28:57
It was either him or me.
1:28:59
What are you talking about?
That was your typewriter!