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who attacks you armed
with a piece of fresh fruit
:20:08
- You said we wouldn't do fruit again.
- What do you mean?
:20:11
We've done fresh fruit
for the last nine weeks.
:20:14
What's wrong with fruit?
You think you know it all, eh?
:20:17
Can't we try something eIse?
:20:19
Like someone who attacks you
with a pointed stick.
:20:21
Pointed stick?
:20:26
We want to learn how to defend ourselves
against pointed sticks, do we?
:20:30
Gettin' all
high and mighty, eh?
:20:33
Fresh fruit not
good enough for you, eh?
:20:37
Well, let me telI you
somethin', my lad!
:20:40
When you're walkin' home tonight
and some great homicidal maniac...
:20:44
comes after you with a bunch of
loganberries, don't come cryin' to me!
:20:49
Right!
And now the passion fruit.
:20:53
When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, like thus--
:20:57
- We done the passion fruit.
- What?
:21:00
- We've done the passion fruit.
- We done oranges, apples, grapefruits...
:21:05
- Whole and segments.
- Greengages, pomegranates.
:21:09
- Grapes, passion fruit.
- Lemons.
:21:11
- Plums.
- And mangoes in syrup.
:21:15
- How about cherries?
- We done them.
:21:18
- Red and black?
- Yes.
:21:22
All right, then.
:21:26
Bananas. We haven't
done bananas, have we?
:21:30
- No.
- Right!
:21:32
How to defend yourself
against a man armed with a banana!
:21:36
Catch. Now, it's quite simple
to deal with a banana fiend.
:21:41
First of all , you force him
to drop the banana.
:21:45
Then you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.
:21:49
You have now
rendered him helpless!
:21:51
- Suppose he's got a bunch.
- Shut up.
:21:54
- Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
- Shut up!
:21:58
Right! Now you, Mr. Apricot