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:21:00
- We've done the passion fruit.
- We done oranges, apples, grapefruits...

:21:05
- Whole and segments.
- Greengages, pomegranates.

:21:09
- Grapes, passion fruit.
- Lemons.

:21:11
- Plums.
- And mangoes in syrup.

:21:15
- How about cherries?
- We done them.

:21:18
- Red and black?
- Yes.

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All right, then.
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Bananas. We haven't
done bananas, have we?

:21:30
- No.
- Right!

:21:32
How to defend yourself
against a man armed with a banana!

:21:36
Catch. Now, it's quite simple
to deal with a banana fiend.

:21:41
First of all , you force him
to drop the banana.

:21:45
Then you eat the banana,
thus disarming him.

:21:49
You have now
rendered him helpless!

:21:51
- Suppose he's got a bunch.
- Shut up.

:21:54
- Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
- Shut up!

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Right! Now you, Mr. Apricot
:22:00
- Harrison.
- Sorry. Mr. Harrison.

:22:03
Come at me with that banana.
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Be as vicious as you Iike with it.
Come on. Attack me!

:22:10
No, no, no!
Put something into it, for God's...

:22:13
Hold the banana like that.
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That's better.
Now scream.

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Good. Right.
Now attack me.

:22:20
Come on, man ,
attack me!

:22:27
Next, l eat the banana.
:22:32
Now, l would just like
to point out...

:22:35
that this film is displaying
a distinct tendency to become silly.

:22:39
Now, nobody likes
a good laugh more than l do.

:22:44
Except, perhaps,
my wife and some of her friends.

:22:48
Oh , yes,
and Captain John son.

:22:50
Come to think of it, most people
like a good laugh more than l do.

:22:53
But that's beside the point. l'm warning
this film not to get siIly again.

:22:57
Right. Now, Director,
on the command "Cut'"...


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