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And so Miss Spume
returned to her typing...

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and dreamed
her little dreamy dreams...

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unaware of the cruel trick
fate had in store for her.

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For Miss Spume was
about to fall victim...

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of the dreaded international
Chinese communist conspiracy

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Yes, these fanatical fiends...
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under the leadership
of the so-called Mao Tse-tung...

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had caught Miss Spume off guard
for one brief but fatal moment...

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and destroyed her...
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just as they are ready to go
anytime free men anywhere...

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waver in their defense
of democracy.

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Once again, American defense...
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proves its effectiveness
against international communism.

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Using this diagram of a tooth
to represent any small country...

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we can see how
international communism works...

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by eroding away from within.
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When one country, or tooth...
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falls victim to international communism,
its neighbors soon follow.

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ln dentistry, this is known
as the domino theory.

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But with American defense,
the decay is stopped before it starts.

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That's why nine out of ten
smalI countries choose American defense.

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Or Crelm toothpaste
with the miracle ingredient Frauduline.

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The white car represents
Crelm toothpaste...

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with the miracle ingredient
Frauduline.

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The not-white car represents
another toothpaste.

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Both cars provide 30% protection.
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At 60% protection,
both cars are doing well.

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At 90% protection... Wait.

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