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Using this diagram of a tooth
to represent any small country...

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we can see how
international communism works...

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by eroding away from within.
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When one country, or tooth...
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falls victim to international communism,
its neighbors soon follow.

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ln dentistry, this is known
as the domino theory.

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But with American defense,
the decay is stopped before it starts.

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That's why nine out of ten
smalI countries choose American defense.

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Or Crelm toothpaste
with the miracle ingredient Frauduline.

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The white car represents
Crelm toothpaste...

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with the miracle ingredient
Frauduline.

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The not-white car represents
another toothpaste.

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Both cars provide 30% protection.
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At 60% protection,
both cars are doing well.

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At 90% protection... Wait.
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The not-white car is out...
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and Crelm toothpaste goes on
to win with 100% protection.

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Yes. do like all smart motorists.
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Choose Crelm toothpaste!
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Or Shrill petrol,
with the new additive GLC-9424075...

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after 6:00 p.m., 9424047.
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Using this white card
to represent engine deposits...

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and this black card to represent
Shrill's new additive, GLC-9424075...

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after 6:00 p.m., 9424047...
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we can see how the engine deposits
are pushed off the face of the earth...

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by the superior forces
available to Sh--

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This is the police.
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We know you're in there,
so come out with your hands up.

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You'll never take me alive.
copper!

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All right, then. Sergeant!

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