:55:03
Hello. l wish
to register a complaint.
:55:07
- Hello. Miss?
- What do you mean, "miss"?
:55:11
Oh, l'm sorry. l have a cold.
l wish to make a complaint.
:55:16
Sorry.
We're closing for lunch.
:55:19
Nevermind that, my lad.
l wish to complain about this parrot...
:55:22
what l purchased not half an hour ago
from this very boutique.
:55:25
Oh, yes, the Norwegian blue.
What's wrong with it?
:55:28
l'll tell you what's
wrong with it, my lad.
:55:31
lt's dead.
That's what's wrong with it.
:55:34
No, it's resting. Look.
:55:36
Look, my Iad, l know a dead parrot when
l see one and l'm looking at one now.
:55:41
No, that's not dead,
it's resting.
:55:44
- Resting?
- Yeah, resting.
:55:46
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue,
isn't it? Beautiful plumage.
:55:49
The plumage don't enter into it.
lt's still dead.
:55:53
No, it's resting.
:55:56
All right, then.
lf it's resting, l'lI wake it up.
:56:00
Hello, Polly!
:56:03
l've got a nice, fresh cuttlefish for
you if you wake up, Mr. Polly Parrot!
:56:08
- There, he moved.
- No, that was you pushing the cage.
:56:11
- l didn't.
- Yes, you did
:56:14
Hello, Polly!
:56:18
Wakey, wakey!
:56:22
Rise and shine.
:56:24
This is your 9:00 alarm call.
:56:32
That's what l call
a dead parrot.
:56:35
- No, he's stunned.
- Stunned?
:56:38
Yeah, you stunned him
just as he was wakin' up.
:56:40
- Norwegian blues stun easily.
- l've had enough of this.
:56:44
That parrot is definitely deceased,
and when l bought it a half hour ago...
:56:48
you assured me that
its total lack of movement...
:56:50
was due to it being tired
and shagged out after a long squall.
:56:55
Well, he's pining
for the fjords.