:56:00
Hello, Polly!
:56:03
l've got a nice, fresh cuttlefish for
you if you wake up, Mr. Polly Parrot!
:56:08
- There, he moved.
- No, that was you pushing the cage.
:56:11
- l didn't.
- Yes, you did
:56:14
Hello, Polly!
:56:18
Wakey, wakey!
:56:22
Rise and shine.
:56:24
This is your 9:00 alarm call.
:56:32
That's what l call
a dead parrot.
:56:35
- No, he's stunned.
- Stunned?
:56:38
Yeah, you stunned him
just as he was wakin' up.
:56:40
- Norwegian blues stun easily.
- l've had enough of this.
:56:44
That parrot is definitely deceased,
and when l bought it a half hour ago...
:56:48
you assured me that
its total lack of movement...
:56:50
was due to it being tired
and shagged out after a long squall.
:56:55
Well, he's pining
for the fjords.
:57:01
Pinin' for the fjords?
What kind of talk is that?
:57:06
Look, why did it faIl flat on its back
the minute l got it home?
:57:10
Well, the Norwegian blue prefers
keeping on its back. Beautiful plumage.
:57:14
Look, l took the liberty of examining
that parrot and l discovered...
:57:18
the only reason it had been sitting
on its perch in the first place...
:57:22
was that it had been
nailed there.
:57:25
Oh, well, of course
it was nailed there.
:57:27
lf l hadn't nailed it there, it would
have muscled up to those bars and boom.
:57:31
Look here mate.
:57:34
This parrot wouldn't boom
if you put 4,000 volts through it.
:57:39
lt's bleedin' demised.
:57:42
No, it's pining.
:57:44
lt's not pining,
it's passed on.
:57:49
This parrot is no more.
:57:52
lt has ceased to be.
:57:54
lt's expired and
gone to see its maker.
:57:57
This is a late parrot!