1:21:07
Be gentle with me.
1:21:43
Oh , Brian, are you gonna do anything
or just show me films all evening?
1:21:48
Just one more, dear.
1:22:00
Good afternoon, and welcome
to Brantley Park...
1:22:03
just as the competitors are
running out onto the field...
1:22:06
on this lovely winter afternoon
with the going firm under foot...
1:22:09
and very little sign of rain.
1:22:11
Looks like we're in for
a splendid afternoon sport...
1:22:14
on this, the 127th
"Upper Class Twit of the Year" show.
1:22:18
There's a big crowd here today
to see these prize idiots in action.
1:22:22
Vivian Smith Smythe Smith.
1:22:23
He's in the Grenadier Guards,
and can count to four.
1:22:26
Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris.
1:22:27
He's an old Italian and married
to an attractive table lamp.
1:22:30
Nigel lncubator Jones.
His best friend is a tree...
1:22:33
and in his spare time
he s a stockbroker.
1:22:36
Javais Brookhamster.
He's in the wine trade...
1:22:38
and his father uses him
as a wastepaper basket.
1:22:41
And finally, Oliver Singen Mollusk,
another old ltalian.
1:22:44
His father was a cabinet minister
and his mother won the derby.
1:22:47
He's thought by many to be
this year's outstanding twit.
1:22:50
And now the twits are moving
up to the starting line...
1:22:53
and any moment now they'll be
under starter's orders.
1:22:56
lm afraid they're facing
the wrong way at the moment...
1:22:58
the wrong way at the moment,
but the starter will sort this out.