1:22:03
This was Rosalie. She looked
just like Elizabeth Taylor.
1:22:09
I had a crush on her
and I never went near her.
1:22:14
In those days, we had illusions.
1:22:18
Here's Charlotte. Not much on looks,
but great tits for 15.
1:22:24
That's Lenny Hartman's sister.
My first French kiss, 16 years old.
1:22:31
Here's Gloria,
the best-built girl in school.
1:22:36
I took her to the zoo
and copped a cheap feel.
1:22:41
Here's Gwen. I tried for a year
to get her to put out, -
1:22:45
- but she was saving me for marriage.
1:22:49
Every guy at Evander
got into her pants except me.
1:22:53
Here's my first... No, that's not it.
Here's Eileen, my very first fuck.
1:23:01
She was a modern dancer.
Great body, but a waste. Frigid.
1:23:08
Here's Nancy. Sweet kid.
She went into biology. Very frigid.
1:23:15
Here's Bobbie! My wife.
The fastest tits in the West.
1:23:21
And king of the ball-busters.
Conned me into marriage.
1:23:25
Now she's killing me with alimony.
1:23:30
How did this one get in here?
This is my little girl, Wendy.
1:23:35
"Princess," I call her.
Isn't she a dreamboat?
1:23:40
Here's a real cunt. I forget her name.
A Nazi. I banged her in Berlin.
1:23:49
This I went with for a few months.
Banged her on a yacht race.
1:23:56
This slob I went with a year. I got
sick of her and couldn't get it up.