1:23:01
She was a modern dancer.
Great body, but a waste. Frigid.
1:23:08
Here's Nancy. Sweet kid.
She went into biology. Very frigid.
1:23:15
Here's Bobbie! My wife.
The fastest tits in the West.
1:23:21
And king of the ball-busters.
Conned me into marriage.
1:23:25
Now she's killing me with alimony.
1:23:30
How did this one get in here?
This is my little girl, Wendy.
1:23:35
"Princess," I call her.
Isn't she a dreamboat?
1:23:40
Here's a real cunt. I forget her name.
A Nazi. I banged her in Berlin.
1:23:49
This I went with for a few months.
Banged her on a yacht race.
1:23:56
This slob I went with a year. I got
sick of her and couldn't get it up.
1:24:04
Can't remember her name.
This was my Jap in the sack.
1:24:10
I heard Oriental girls were different.
Not in America, they're not.
1:24:17
Here's a 16-year-old I gave $20 to
one night when I was drunk.
1:24:22
Maybe you know her, Jennifer.
She gave me a dose.
1:24:30
That's all, folks.
1:24:37
What are you crying for?
It's not a Lassie movie.