Columbo: Murder by the Book
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:02:09
- Oh, you're not intimidated, huh?
- Oh, come on, Ken.

:02:13
You're forgetting I'm one half
of the world's greatest mystery writing team.

:02:17
You don't have gloves on,
your finger's not on the trigger

:02:21
and there are no bullets in the cylinder.
:02:25
You're right. I'm a lousy practical joker.
:02:28
What are you doing here with that thing?
:02:30
I was on my way down to the cabin.
I thought I could use it for protection.

:02:34
- Also came by to apologise.
- For what?

:02:38
For blowing my cork the other day.
I got out of line.

:02:42
Forget it. That happens.
:02:44
Nah. Shouldn't happen.
Not between you and me.

:02:47
So, believe it or not, sir, this is a peace pipe.
:02:53
Bottoms up, Jim.
:02:55
In the middle of the morning?
:02:57
Oh, come on. Relax. It's Saturday.
:03:00
And in the mystery writer's soul,
it is always the middle of the night.

:03:04
(Cork pops)
:03:06
A toast.
:03:08
Dear sir...
:03:11
I give you... our divorce.
:03:24
Well, it's not really a divorce.
:03:26
Sure it is. Come on. Let's be honest.
:03:28
I mean, there's no alimony,
but it is a termination.

:03:33
Ah, yes. And our dear little children.
:03:37
All 15 of them.
:03:39
50 million copies.
:03:42
To the lady who made it all possible,
the greatest sleuth in the world,

:03:46
Mrs Melville, whom we brought to life
and now we're about to bury.

:03:51
Come on, Ken. You're making me feel
guilty. All I want to do is write on my own.

:03:58
You're right. I am being selfish.

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