Harold and Maude
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:16:02
I mean, 75 is too early but at 85,
you're just marking time.

:16:09
You may as well
look over the horizon.

:16:20
I'll never understand
this mania for black.

:16:23
Nobody sends black flowers, do they?
:16:25
Black flowers are dead flowers,
who sends dead flowers to a funeral?

:16:30
It's absurd!
:16:49
- What is your name?
- Harold, Harold Chasen.

:16:53
How do you do? I'm Dame Marjorie
Chardin but you may call me Maude.

:16:57
- Nice to meet you.
- Thank you.

:16:59
I think we're gonna be great friends.
:17:02
Can I give you a lift, Harold?
:17:04
No, thank you. I have my own car.
:17:07
Well, I must be off.
We shall have to meet again.

:17:16
Tell me, do you dance?
:17:18
- Pardon me?
- Do you sing and dance?

:17:22
- No.
- No, I thought not.

:17:38
That woman! She took my car!
:17:44
I have here the forms sent out by
the National Computer Dating Service.

:17:48
They screen out the fat and the ugly,
:17:50
so it is obviously
a firm of high standards.

:17:53
First, here is
the personality interview,

:17:56
which you are to fill out and return.
:17:58
Now then, are you ready, Harold?

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