:17:02
Can I give you a lift, Harold?
:17:04
No, thank you. I have my own car.
:17:07
Well, I must be off.
We shall have to meet again.
:17:16
Tell me, do you dance?
:17:18
- Pardon me?
- Do you sing and dance?
:17:22
- No.
- No, I thought not.
:17:38
That woman! She took my car!
:17:44
I have here the forms sent out by
the National Computer Dating Service.
:17:48
They screen out the fat and the ugly,
:17:50
so it is obviously
a firm of high standards.
:17:53
First, here is
the personality interview,
:17:56
which you are to fill out and return.
:17:58
Now then, are you ready, Harold?
:18:01
Here is the first question.
:18:03
"Are you uncomfortable
meeting new people?"
:18:06
Well, I think that's a yes,
don't you agree?
:18:10
"Should sex education be taught
outside the home?"
:18:13
I would say no, wouldn't you, Harold?
Yeah, we'll give a D there.
:18:18
"Should women run for
president of the United States?"
:18:21
I don't see why not. Absolutely yes.
:18:24
"Do you remember jokes and take
pleasure in relating them to others?"
:18:29
Well, you don't do that,
do you, Harold? Absolutely not.
:18:33
"Do you often get the feeling that
perhaps life isn't worth living?"
:18:38
What do you think, Harold? A? B?
We'll put C - not sure.
:18:44
"Is the subject of sex being
overexploited by our mass media?"
:18:48
Well, that would have to be yes,
wouldn't it?
:18:51
"Is it difficult for you
to accept criticism?"
:18:54
No. We'll mark D.
:18:57
"Do you sometimes have headaches
or backaches after a difficult day?"