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I hope you enjoy the show.
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Thank you.
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Be brave.
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Evening, ladies and gentlemen...
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and welcome to our
annual social gathering.
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It's nice to see again
all the old familiar faces.
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And the not-so-old,
indeed, as well.
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To begin the evening, we have
our very own Reverend Barnard Hood.
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Your vicar,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you very much. And now, ladies and
gentlemen, for my famous newspaper trick.
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Tore it up last year, Barny!
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Yes, and I might well
next year, too, Tom.
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Here we are, ladies and gentlemen...
a very simple trick.
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I simply tear a piece
of newspaper down the center so.
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Tear it again.
Fold it towards me.
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Music, please.
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Open it up very carefully.
Tear it again.
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There we are.
Roll it towards me again.
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- You enjoy this, Mrs. Johnson?
- Yes, Vicar.
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It is a good trick, isn't it? I do it
in front of the mirror every night.
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And we begin to open up.
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- I always enjoy doing this. It gives me a chance to...
- Hello, David.
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catch up with my reading.
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Hi.
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You want a smoke?
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And I find that
it hasn't been torn at all.
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- No. - What? -
Don't smoke in here.
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And you'll also find that
that one isn't torn either.
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Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen.
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But I think
you'll probably find that...
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it hasn't been torn at all.