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- Hello, Henry.
- Hello.
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I'd like to go for a walk.
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- Will you take my arm?
- Now, ladies and gentlemen...
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for my pièce de résistance...
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I now present to you an empty glass.
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I am now going to fill
this glass with milk.
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Would it work better
with whiskey, vicar?
1:12:23
- Nothing works better with whiskey.
- I do.
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You've never worked
in your life, Tom.
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Now, ladies and gentlemen,
I take the lid off my cocoa tin.
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And very carefully now,
I place the glass...
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into the tin
and replace the lid.
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I take up my wand
and I utter the magic words...
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What do we find in the tin...
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but one complete...
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glass of milk.
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- Yea!
- Good old Barny!
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If I could convert you
to this, Tom, that would be a miracle.
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Thank you very much.
Thank you. Major.
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The next item on this evening's
program, ladies and gentlemen...
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- You want to go?
- Yeah.
1:13:22
... who will sing for you the aria
Caranome from the opera Rigoletto.