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Proverb. Excuse me, Your Grace.
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- Your Grace?
- Just a few words.
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Little ones...
to lighten his heart.
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A little gossip
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A little chat
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A little idle talk
of this and that
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I'll tell him
all the troubles I have had
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And since he doesn't hear
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At least he won't feel bad
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Shh, shh.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Oh, what a time
I've been having...
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since I got back, Your Grace.
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You know my wife Teresa,
how strong she is...
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muscles like a bull.
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Well, she beat me.
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She hit me with everything
but the house itself.
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And she yells at me...
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"Where's all the gold
and all the jewels...
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"you were going to bring back?
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"Where's that kingdom
you were going to conquer?"
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Well, I kept a dignified
silence, Your Grace...
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because there are some
questions you just can't answer.
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Like when a man yells, "What
are you doing with my wife?"
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That's a question
you just can't answer.
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Of course, I hit her back,
Your Grace.
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But she's a lot harder
than I am...
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and as the saying goes...
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"Whether the stone
hits the pitcher...
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"or the pitcher
hits the stone...
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"it's going to be bad
for the pitcher."
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So I've got bruises
from here to...
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Oh, I haven't fought
a windmill in a fortnight
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And the humble joys
get duller every day
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Why, when I'm asleep, a dragon
with his fiery tongue a-waggin'
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Whispers, Sancho, won't you
please come out and play?