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:42:01
Says right here...
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'"Babs Johnson, a trailer,
Phoenix, Maryland.""

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And you are Babs Johnson,
aren't you?

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Of course l'm Babs Johnson.
l just told you that.

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But there is no address here.
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This is not on any road,
route, or street...

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and l don't want
people on my property...

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so don't ever
bring mail here again.

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Do you understand?
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And the next package
you bring me...

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is gettin' shoved right
up your little ass.

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Can you comprehend that?
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l understand.
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l comprehend. l understand.
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Now you've received
some new training...

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as you call it...
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and you'd better remember it.
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So you have exactly
fifteen seconds...

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to get off of my property,
motherfucker...

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before l break
your goddamn neck.

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1--1,000...
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2--1,000...
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3--1,000...
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4--1,000.
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Run, you bastard, run!
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Good work, Babs.
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He ran just like a jackrabbit.
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That was a person, Ma,
l'm sure of that.

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Least it wasn't no porker.
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l thought for sure
it was the cops.

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Who could've sent me
this package?

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Who would dare send me
a package like this?

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The return address is
'"The Filthiest People Alive.""

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Who would dare use that title?
Who would dare?!

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Wrapped all fancy.
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lt's just a birthday present,
Babs.

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No, it's no birthday present,
Cotton.

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l smell deep, dark trouble.
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Oh, my God Almighty!
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Someone has sent me
a bowel movement!

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Oh, Babs!
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A turd, Mama, a turd!
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Who could've sent this?
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A turd?
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Oh, a turd! Oh, Babs!
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This is a direct attack
on my divinity...

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a direct attack
on the peace and harmony...

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of our last few weeks here...
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an outrageous attempt...
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to humiliate and disgrace
my private life!

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Someone will pay for this.
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Someone will pay with their life
for this grossly offensive act!

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Mama, nobody sends you a turd
and expects to live. Nobody!

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Why would anybody
do this to us? Why?

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Look. Look, here's a card.
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Read it, Cotton.

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