:43:01
The return address is
'"The Filthiest People Alive.""
:43:04
Who would dare use that title?
Who would dare?!
:43:09
Wrapped all fancy.
:43:10
lt's just a birthday present,
Babs.
:43:14
No, it's no birthday present,
Cotton.
:43:16
l smell deep, dark trouble.
:43:20
Oh, my God Almighty!
:43:22
Someone has sent me
a bowel movement!
:43:24
Oh, Babs!
:43:25
A turd, Mama, a turd!
:43:27
Who could've sent this?
:43:28
A turd?
:43:30
Oh, a turd! Oh, Babs!
:43:34
This is a direct attack
on my divinity...
:43:36
a direct attack
on the peace and harmony...
:43:38
of our last few weeks here...
:43:39
an outrageous attempt...
:43:41
to humiliate and disgrace
my private life!
:43:43
Someone will pay for this.
:43:45
Someone will pay with their life
for this grossly offensive act!
:43:48
Mama, nobody sends you a turd
and expects to live. Nobody!
:43:52
Why would anybody
do this to us? Why?
:43:54
Look. Look, here's a card.
:43:56
Read it, Cotton.
:44:00
lt's a birthday card,
a fucking birthday card!
:44:03
Well, what does it say?!
:44:06
Oh, God, Babs.
:44:07
'"Happy birthday, fatso.""
:44:11
""You are no longer
the filthiest person alive.
:44:13
'"We are.""
:44:14
Signed, ""The Filthiest
People Alive.""
:44:18
Just as l thought--
:44:19
a deliberate attempt
to seize my title!
:44:22
Eggman didn't do it, Babs.
:44:24
l know the eggman didn't do it.
:44:26
l don't think he did,
either, Mother.
:44:28
Now, shut up
and let me think, will you?
:44:29
That Cookie was asking
questions, Crackers.
:44:31
l heard her.
:44:32
She's right, Ma. She's right.
:44:34
But why would she
send us a turd?
:44:35
Who knows? Who knows?
:44:37
These are obviously
jealous people--
:44:39
jealous of our careers,
of all of our press.
:44:41
Why else would they sign that
""The Filthiest People Alive""?
:44:44
Everyone knows that that title
has become my trademark.
:44:46
Why, to use it in this way...
:44:48
is only to insinuate that
they are filthier than l.
:44:50
How could anyone
seriously believe that?
:44:52
How could anyone
be filthier than Divine?
:44:54
l'm afraid
our little vacation...
:44:56
must come to an end.
:44:57
This must be nipped in the bud.
:44:59
lt's already out of hand.