:21:00
What if she's disappointed
and she laughs or screams?
:21:12
Ridiculous.
:21:14
Has a girl ever once reacted
by laughing or screaming?
:21:17
Once. A co-ed from Brooklyn College.
:21:20
Came to the door,
saw me and passed out.
:21:23
She was weak from dieting, though.
:21:48
What the hell?
:21:50
Bogart was short.
That never seemed to bother anybody.
:21:54
You're starting off on the wrong foot.
:21:57
- Yeah, negative.
- Sure.
:21:59
She's getting the best of you
before the game starts.
:22:03
What's that stuff you put on your face?
:22:05
- Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion.
- What about that other stuff?
:22:10
Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant
and baby powder.
:22:14
You're gonna smell like
a French cathouse.
:22:17
- I need them.
- Why? Are you ashamed of sweat?
:22:20
I want to make an impression.
:22:22
You know, kid, somewhere in life
you got turned around.
:22:26
It's her job to smell nice for you.
:22:29
Don't tell her you don't drink,
she'll think you're a boy scout.
:22:33
And don't get nervous.
:22:35
The only bad thing is
if she turns out to be a virgin
:22:39
or a cop.
:22:41
With my luck,
she'll turn out to be both.
:22:44
You know he's right.
:22:46
A lot of women are turned on by
a masculine, earthy quality.
:22:51
I shouldn't have put
so much Binoca under my arms.
:22:55
Wouldn't it be great
if we hit it off at first sight?
:22:59
Why not?
They say that dames are simple.