:22:03
What's that stuff you put on your face?
:22:05
- Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion.
- What about that other stuff?
:22:10
Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant
and baby powder.
:22:14
You're gonna smell like
a French cathouse.
:22:17
- I need them.
- Why? Are you ashamed of sweat?
:22:20
I want to make an impression.
:22:22
You know, kid, somewhere in life
you got turned around.
:22:26
It's her job to smell nice for you.
:22:29
Don't tell her you don't drink,
she'll think you're a boy scout.
:22:33
And don't get nervous.
:22:35
The only bad thing is
if she turns out to be a virgin
:22:39
or a cop.
:22:41
With my luck,
she'll turn out to be both.
:22:44
You know he's right.
:22:46
A lot of women are turned on by
a masculine, earthy quality.
:22:51
I shouldn't have put
so much Binoca under my arms.
:22:55
Wouldn't it be great
if we hit it off at first sight?
:22:59
Why not?
They say that dames are simple.
:23:04
I never met one who didn't understand
a slap in the mouth
:23:08
or a slug from a .45.
:23:12
Come here, Sharon.
:23:16
You are fantastic.
:23:20
Up until tonight, the doctors had told
me that I was frigid.
:23:24
I want to thank you
for proving them wrong.
:23:27
You got any girl friends with
the same problem, bring them over.
:23:32
When Dick and Linda spoke of you,
they used terms like,
:23:36
"brilliant " and "genius"
:23:38
but they didn't say
that you were also an animal.
:23:43
Sorry I had to slap you around,
sweetheart,
:23:46
but you got hysterical
when I said "No more."