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Eccomilo
Eccomilo
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Hey ! Slap shoes !
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Do you know, I've always
wanted a pair of these,
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ever since my father took me to
the Palladium when I was a kid.
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I might have got on in show business,
you know. You never know.
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A lot of my friends did. They
got to the top. You know how ?
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They danced their way in.
Danced their way in.
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You know, I guess that vaudeville's
loss was hairdressing's gain.
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- Talking of gain, are we ready ?
- Yes !
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Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please !
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The Grand Parade !
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Make way for Tindolini,
The kiddies' favorite !
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Crazier than Kelly !
Greater than Grock !
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
in the center ring,
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The king of the clowns,
Milo, the merry madcap !
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- He thinks I'm funny !
- Oh, you are funny.
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Turn it off !
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Now, then. One glass cutter
for breaking in with.
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One piece of putty for holding on
to the piece of glass so it doesn't
clatter to the ground...
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and awake the ravenous Doberman Pinscher
you suspect lurks inside.
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- And one stethoscope.
- Stethoscope ?
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Safebreakers, for the use of.
The theory is, you tried to
pick the lock of the safe...
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By listening to the tumblers-- you failed
and had to resort to dynamite.
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- Dynamite ? What for ?
- Safes, for the blowing open of.
But leave that to me.
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Now, how about a bizarre touch ?
A tear-drenched pom-pom impaled
upon a splinter of glass ?
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Why not take a full-page ad in the Times...
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And sell tickets for the cops
to come and watch ?
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Pom-poms. I was only trying to lighten
Inspector Plodder's day for him,
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but if you don't like--
- There is no such animal as
Inspector Plodder...
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outside your detective stories !
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It'll probably be some sharp-eyed bloke
who knows his job down to the last detail !