:32:06
- He thinks I'm funny !
- Oh, you are funny.
:32:08
Turn it off !
:32:11
Now, then. One glass cutter
for breaking in with.
:32:15
One piece of putty for holding on
to the piece of glass so it doesn't
clatter to the ground...
:32:20
and awake the ravenous Doberman Pinscher
you suspect lurks inside.
:32:23
- And one stethoscope.
- Stethoscope ?
:32:26
Safebreakers, for the use of.
The theory is, you tried to
pick the lock of the safe...
:32:30
By listening to the tumblers-- you failed
and had to resort to dynamite.
:32:34
- Dynamite ? What for ?
- Safes, for the blowing open of.
But leave that to me.
:32:38
Now, how about a bizarre touch ?
A tear-drenched pom-pom impaled
upon a splinter of glass ?
:32:44
Why not take a full-page ad in the Times...
:32:46
And sell tickets for the cops
to come and watch ?
:32:48
Pom-poms. I was only trying to lighten
Inspector Plodder's day for him,
:32:52
but if you don't like--
- There is no such animal as
Inspector Plodder...
:32:55
outside your detective stories !
:32:57
It'll probably be some sharp-eyed bloke
who knows his job down to the last detail !
:33:01
You can bet your bottom dollar on that !
:33:03
And I can't move in this outfit !
These bloody boots are ridiculous !
:33:07
But you loved them so ! Do keep them on !
Can't you see the headlines ?
:33:11
"Wiltshire paralyzed, Police baffled.
:33:13
Where will Big Boot strike next ?"
:33:15
Right in the ass, that's where-- mine.
:33:17
All those boots will tell the police
is that a true professional,
:33:22
realizing that the flower beds
would carry footprints,
:33:25
decided to disguise his own.
:33:27
Now, do come along.
Now, have you got everything ?
:33:30
- Glass cutter, putty...
- Yes, yes, yes.
:33:34
- And the stethoscope ?
- I've got everything.
:33:36
Oh, Milo, you are marvelous.
:33:39
- You are the complete clown.
- Thank you.
:33:46
Very clever !
:33:47
Now, come along with me
and listen carefully.
:33:54
Go around the house to your left,
and cross the lawn diagonally.
:33:58
In the far corner you'll find a shed.
In the shed you'll find a ladder.