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of banditry and "outlawlessness"
that runs rampant in this land.
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Providing I was able to find men of...
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sufficient moral fiber.
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Raise your right hands.
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Do you solemnly swear
to uphold the letter of the law...
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as stated in
The Revised Statutes of Texas, 1855?
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And furthermore,
do you swear solemn allegiance...
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and vow to uphold
the honor of Lillie Langtry?
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- I do!
- Judge?
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Can I be the bartender?
I've had my fill of being shot at for money.
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What about that part about Miss Langtry?
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That's the most beautiful woman
I ever seen in all my born days.
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By the power vested in me...
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through God and the great and honorable
State of Texas...
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I hereby proclaim you
to be marshals of the court...
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of the county of Greater Vinegarroon.
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- For Texas and Miss Lillie!
- For Texas and Miss Lillie!
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The whole thing was a mistake.
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Why, I was framed from the start.
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Set up by this two-bit vigilante judge
and his lynch mob.
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They had nothing better to do.
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Besides, I was easy to catch.
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This here is Sam Dodd, Judge.
Genuine murderer.
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- Who'd he kill?
- Chinaman and his greaser wife.