:43:01
You know what I mean.
How was it for you?
:43:04
Very nice.
:43:06
- "Very nice"?
- Yes.
:43:09
- Just "very nice"?
- What's wrong with "very nice"?
:43:16
"Very nice" is hardly the phrase to describe
two bodies locked in heavenly transport.
:43:21
You wouldn't chisel "very nice" in granite
under Rodin's The Kiss.
:43:24
"Very nice" is when you get a get well card
from the butcher or TV repairman.
:43:28
That's "very nice."
:43:29
But for what we just did, the comments
range from lousy to sensational.
:43:34
The rockets went off or the earth moved.
:43:36
For God's sake.
:43:37
These things take time.
This is a body not a machine.
:43:40
You don't just press a button
and "Pow! " the earth moves.
:43:43
- It moved pretty good for me.
- Well, lucky you.
:43:48
God, you are all the same.
This obsession with male sexual prowess.
:43:53
It is so typically American.
:43:55
- Is it?
- It is, if you don't mind me telling you.
:43:57
I don't mind you telling me. Not a bit.
:44:00
It's that phrase I can't stand,
"Typically American."
:44:02
Why not?
:44:03
Because there's no such thing
as "typically American."
:44:06
It's a big place. Which "typically
American" Americans do you mean?
:44:09
The cab drivers in New York?
The coalminers in Pennsylvania?
:44:12
The students at Berkeley? The Mormons
in Utah? The Harlem Globetrotters?
:44:16
The daughters of the American Revolution,
you mean those?
:44:19
I'll tell you,
they're all throwing rocks at each other.
:44:22
The only thing "typically American"
about 200 million Americans...
:44:25
...is that they never do anything "typically"
alike and that goes for humping, too.
:44:29
Well, of course. I've had it off
with all 200 million of them.
:44:33
Don't be an idiot.
:44:35
Why are you so angry?
The earth moved for you.
:44:37
I've never seen anyone
change so fast in my life.
:44:40
I haven't changed a bit.
:44:41
I'm the same sweet, sex-crazed
"typical American" I was 20 minutes ago!
:44:47
And just remember this:
:44:49
There is no better way for a man
to start the day...
:44:52
...than with that bracing, glowing,
ego-building feeling...
:44:55
...of knowing that he has struck out
in the sack.
:44:58
"Struck out in the sack" is, I assume...