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It's that phrase I can't stand,
"Typically American."
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Why not?
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Because there's no such thing
as "typically American."
:44:06
It's a big place. Which "typically
American" Americans do you mean?
:44:09
The cab drivers in New York?
The coalminers in Pennsylvania?
:44:12
The students at Berkeley? The Mormons
in Utah? The Harlem Globetrotters?
:44:16
The daughters of the American Revolution,
you mean those?
:44:19
I'll tell you,
they're all throwing rocks at each other.
:44:22
The only thing "typically American"
about 200 million Americans...
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...is that they never do anything "typically"
alike and that goes for humping, too.
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Well, of course. I've had it off
with all 200 million of them.
:44:33
Don't be an idiot.
:44:35
Why are you so angry?
The earth moved for you.
:44:37
I've never seen anyone
change so fast in my life.
:44:40
I haven't changed a bit.
:44:41
I'm the same sweet, sex-crazed
"typical American" I was 20 minutes ago!
:44:47
And just remember this:
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There is no better way for a man
to start the day...
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...than with that bracing, glowing,
ego-building feeling...
:44:55
...of knowing that he has struck out
in the sack.
:44:58
"Struck out in the sack" is, I assume...
:45:01
...a mixed metaphor,
undoubtedly American, and probably nasty.
:45:05
- It'll do.
- And may I point out...
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...as you have never noticed,
women are a little different from men.
:45:10
- They require time. A little sensitivity.
- English women.
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All women!
:45:15
Anybody but a superannuated Boy Scout
would know that.
:45:19
End of conversation. Oh, boy!
:45:22
- "Oh, boy" what?
- Nothing.
:45:28
It just takes time to know a person.
:45:31
- It certainly does.
- Time and trouble.
:45:34
Lots of time and lots of trouble.
:45:37
- Right.
- Do you want lunch?
:45:38
- Just a sandwich. I'm playing golf.
- Good. I'll trail along.
:45:42
- You don't have to.
- No, but I could use the exercise.
:45:45
I'll say. God knows,
you didn't get any this morning.