:33:00
The family crest...
:33:03
is a sheep dog
pissing into a gondola.
:33:06
Oh, shit!
:33:15
Paco, everybody loves you!
:33:17
I love you!
:33:19
Hey, Lieutenant,
my wife call for me?
:33:28
Give her this, will ya?
:33:31
Officer Serpico reporting, sir.
:33:34
That fucking thing on your lip,
it goes. And get a haircut.
:33:37
- Sir--
- That's an order.
:33:39
You look like an asshole
with dentures.
:33:43
- Do I have the right of appeal, sir?
- Sure. Go see Captain Tolkin.
:33:47
You got one foot in shit already.
Put the other one in.
:33:50
Where might that be,
I wonder, sir?
:33:54
Thankyou, sir.
:33:55
That is one hell of a mustache.
I wish I had the guts.
:34:01
Well, I have what I consider to be
good reasons for wearing it, sir.
:34:05
- You don't have to tell me.
- But I'd like to tell ya, sir.
:34:07
I thought so.
:34:11
I think it's time that we started
to communicate more on the streets.
:34:15
You know, the way it is,
we're totally isolated, sir.
:34:17
We're completely out of touch
with what's happening.
:34:20
An undercover cop walks around
in disguise...
:34:23
wearing black shoes
and white socks.
:34:26
Everybody knows who he is.
:34:28
You made your point.
:34:30
I want you to keep your mustache.
:34:33
And I'd like you to patrol
in your own car.
:34:36
Wear whatever you want.
How does that strike you?
:34:39
I'd like that, sir.
:34:41
To be honest,
I'm bucking for detective.
:34:43
No shit.