:50:00
What are you doing?
:50:03
Who is that guy?
:50:06
I couldn't make enough money
playing jazz,
:50:09
so I had to open up
the health-food place.
:50:11
- Weren't you any good?
- Yeah, I was all right but
:50:14
I always felt that to really play jazz,
you had to be black.
:50:17
- I'm just a mulatto.
- You?
:50:20
Yeah. You knew that about me,
didn't you?
:50:22
- No.
- Yeah, I am.
:50:24
- You're joking.
- I wouldn't kid about that.
:50:27
My father was black
and my mother was white and vice versa.
:50:30
Come on, Miles. You are joking.
:50:33
I'm always joking. You know that.
It's a defence mechanism.
:50:37
Do you wanna perform sex with me?
:50:40
Perform sex?
:50:42
I'm not up to a performance,
but I'll rehearse with you if you like.
:50:45
OK. I just thought you might want to.
There have a machine here.
:50:49
Machine? I'm not getting into that thing.
I'm strictly a hand operator.
:50:53
I don't like anything with
moving parts that are not my own.
:50:57
It's hard to believe
that you haven't had sex for 200 years.
:51:00
204, if you count my marriage.
:51:03
- What did your wife do?
- She was a hit man for the Mafia.
:51:08
- Was... Was she beautiful?
- Yeah, she was great.
:51:11
Blonde hair, great upturned nose.
:51:15
It was really dynamite. Two blue eyes...
one on either side, of course.
:51:20
I liked the arrangement.
That's why I married her.
:51:22
- See, you are. You're teasing me again.
- No.
:51:25
Yes. You think I'm stupid.
:51:28
No. How can you say that?
:51:31
I think that you're bright and...
and sensitive and...
:51:34
Beautiful. Yeah. Well, then,
how come you're not attracted to me?
:51:38
You know, I mean, men go crazy over me.
:51:41
I'm great physically.
I got a PhD in oral sex.
:51:44
- They make you take Spanish with that?
- What?
:51:47
I don't know. I was an English major.
Chaucer. Pope.
:51:51
I minored in foreplay.
It's a two-credit course at NYU...
:51:54
Miles. You're not taking me seriously.
:51:57
What do you want me to say if you say
"Do you wanna perform sex with me?"