:51:00
204, if you count my marriage.
:51:03
- What did your wife do?
- She was a hit man for the Mafia.
:51:08
- Was... Was she beautiful?
- Yeah, she was great.
:51:11
Blonde hair, great upturned nose.
:51:15
It was really dynamite. Two blue eyes...
one on either side, of course.
:51:20
I liked the arrangement.
That's why I married her.
:51:22
- See, you are. You're teasing me again.
- No.
:51:25
Yes. You think I'm stupid.
:51:28
No. How can you say that?
:51:31
I think that you're bright and...
and sensitive and...
:51:34
Beautiful. Yeah. Well, then,
how come you're not attracted to me?
:51:38
You know, I mean, men go crazy over me.
:51:41
I'm great physically.
I got a PhD in oral sex.
:51:44
- They make you take Spanish with that?
- What?
:51:47
I don't know. I was an English major.
Chaucer. Pope.
:51:51
I minored in foreplay.
It's a two-credit course at NYU...
:51:54
Miles. You're not taking me seriously.
:51:57
What do you want me to say if you say
"Do you wanna perform sex with me?"
:52:01
It's so cold. I need to be warmed up
and sent flowers, romanced.
:52:05
Sex is different today. You see?
:52:08
We don't have any problems.
Everybody's frigid.
:52:11
That's incredible. Are the men impotent?
:52:15
Yeah. Most of 'em, except for
the ones whose ancestors are ltalian.
:52:20
Right.
I knew there was something in that pasta.
:52:33
You wanna get in the machine now?
:52:36
No. We don't need that. Really, I...
:52:39
I think it would be great if we did.
I wouldn't be frigid...
:52:42
You wouldn't be frigid with me.
Nobody ever is.
:52:45
I got the magic fingers.
You know, I swear.
:52:48
I've cured more women of frigidity.
It's my specialty.
:52:51
Two minutes in bed with me
and you'll sell that thing for scrap iron.
:52:55
I got a lot of fast moves. Really.
:52:57
The only thing is, I have asthma,
so if you hear some wheezing, it's me.