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:58:02
Now, this is not funny.
I mean, the water's up to my knees.

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There's no window in here.
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Miriam!
:58:20
Tread water, darling. I'll go for help.
:58:24
Miriam, where are you going to find
a plumber at this time of the night?

:58:28
I'll go to the yellow pages
and let my fingers do the walking.

:58:32
Miriam!
:58:34
Is this the way
you were going to take care of me?

:58:38
Miriam!
:58:41
Miriam, for heaven's sakes!
:58:43
This is no way
for a plumber to end his days!

:58:48
Miriam!
:58:49
I can't swim.
:58:54
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
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The one mistake I made...
:59:10
was to go to Herman's funeral.
:59:13
But I had to. I mean, he was family.
My mother would have had a fit.

:59:18
And our town will never again
see the likes of Herman Anderson.

:59:22
He was a devoted husband,
a pillar of the community...

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and a reasonably-priced plumber
who actually showed up.

:59:33
He died a plumber's death.
:59:36
He died on the job...
:59:38
trying to fix a leak
with nothing but his bare hands...

:59:43
and his mouth.
:59:46
It hurts all of us to see such a life go...
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as one might say, down the drain.
:59:55
But Herman is happy now.
:59:58
He is up there,
in that big bathroom in the sky...


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