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The one mistake I made...
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was to go to Herman's funeral.
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But I had to. I mean, he was family.
My mother would have had a fit.
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And our town will never again
see the likes of Herman Anderson.
:59:22
He was a devoted husband,
a pillar of the community...
:59:27
and a reasonably-priced plumber
who actually showed up.
:59:33
He died a plumber's death.
:59:36
He died on the job...
:59:38
trying to fix a leak
with nothing but his bare hands...
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and his mouth.
:59:46
It hurts all of us to see such a life go...
:59:51
as one might say, down the drain.
:59:55
But Herman is happy now.
:59:58
He is up there,
in that big bathroom in the sky...
1:00:02
whose walls are made of marble...
1:00:04
It's a sad day, isn't it?
1:00:09
- Did you know Herman Anderson?
- No.
1:00:13
I was here earlier
for another funeral at 10:30.
1:00:17
I just came to compare eulogies.
1:00:23
How well did you know the deceased?
1:00:28
Indirectly.
1:00:30
But I felt I should come
and pay my respects.
1:00:36
May I say that your black-on-black outfit
is ravishing?
1:00:40
Yes.
1:00:45
They say he was a nice guy...
1:00:48
murdered by a very clever woman.
1:00:52
- A lover's quarrel perhaps.
- No one knows for sure.
1:00:59
We have no clues.