:12:00
And now Tom gets to write it,
Philip gets to direct it...
:12:03
and what's her face...
I mean my new client, Miss Alice Wood...
:12:06
gets to thrill you as Sheila Green,
who rose from call girl to columnist.
:12:13
Listen, just do me this.
:12:15
Minutes from now, when Clinton talks
about this, and he will, just be surprised.
:12:22
Well, I'm thinking of calling it...
Don't be shocked now.
:12:27
The Last of Sheila.
:12:32
Fox and Paramount are interested.
It's the perfect woman's picture.
:12:36
Every bit as big as Love Story.
:12:38
Except she never gets to play
that good hospital scene.
:12:40
I think it's the picture
we've been waiting for.
:12:42
If we're available, of course.
:12:44
Provided they're not opening a new
shopping center in Anaheim, you will be.
:12:50
Two hours to game time, gang.
:12:52
Let me describe
the week's entertainment for you.
:12:54
The last time I played a game
was charades...
:12:57
At my house, the night Sheila was killed.
:12:58
- As a matter of fact, everyone here was...
- Was there.
:13:01
Except Lee. You were home
sick in Santa Barbara, you said.
:13:05
No, I was home, sick
of Santa Barbara, I said.
:13:08
I like any game
where you don't have to move.
:13:10
Well, you don't have to for this one
if you're smart enough.
:13:13
- Meaning?
- Well, it's sort of...
:13:18
I call it "The Sheila Green
Memorial Gossip Game."
:13:22
- Sounds fascinating.
- And I haven't even described it yet.
:13:26
- I couldn't. I'm stuffed.
- Now, I've dreamed up odds...
:13:29
- Can't you take a joke? Come here.
- Pay attention, please.
:13:32
I dreamed up six secrets,
one for each of you.
:13:34
Six little pretend pieces of gossip.
:13:37
Now keep them secret.
:13:40
Give me.
:13:42
- Can we look at them?
- It'll help.
:13:44
How do you think these things up?
:13:46
"This one's only taken me
a month to prepare, he said modestly."
:13:50
- It's marvelous.
- It's what I've always wanted to be.
:13:55
It says, "You are a snoop."
:13:58
No, don't throw it away. Keep them
till Saturday. And don't show them.