Blazing Saddles
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:09:04
I'm sorry, sir.
:09:05
A plan. We need a plan.
:09:09
What in the hell was that?
:09:18
We can't hear ourselves think!
:09:23
Sorry, your Worship, but I've got
two men home sick with the flu...

:09:28
...and it's utter chaos down here.
:09:30
I'll try to keep it
as quiet as possible.

:09:33
But as you can see...
:09:37
...this one is a doozey.
:09:41
Yes, the Doctor Gillespie killings.
Well, do your best.

:09:49
Now, let's see. Where were we?
:09:51
Rock Ridge.
:09:54
Yes, when that railroad
goes through Rock Ridge...

:09:57
...that land will be worth
millions, and I want it!

:10:01
I want that land so badly,
I can taste it.

:10:08
There must be a way.
:10:12
Clumsy fool!
:10:14
Wait a minute! There might
be a legal precedent.

:10:18
Of course! Land-snatching!
:10:22
Land. La-land. "See 'Snatch'."
:10:28
Haley vs. United States.
Haley, seven. United States, nothing.

:10:32
You see, it can be done.
It can be done.

:10:35
Unfortunately, there is one thing that
stands between me and that property.

:10:39
The rightful owners.
:10:41
There must be some way of scaring
them off, driving them out.

:10:44
Getting rid of every human being
alive in that...

:10:48
It's down the hall and to the left.
:10:51
I've got it!
:10:52
What? What?
:10:54
I know how we can run
everybody out of Rock Ridge.

:10:57
We'll kill the first-born male
child in every household!


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