Blazing Saddles
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:10:01
I want that land so badly,
I can taste it.

:10:08
There must be a way.
:10:12
Clumsy fool!
:10:14
Wait a minute! There might
be a legal precedent.

:10:18
Of course! Land-snatching!
:10:22
Land. La-land. "See 'Snatch'."
:10:28
Haley vs. United States.
Haley, seven. United States, nothing.

:10:32
You see, it can be done.
It can be done.

:10:35
Unfortunately, there is one thing that
stands between me and that property.

:10:39
The rightful owners.
:10:41
There must be some way of scaring
them off, driving them out.

:10:44
Getting rid of every human being
alive in that...

:10:48
It's down the hall and to the left.
:10:51
I've got it!
:10:52
What? What?
:10:54
I know how we can run
everybody out of Rock Ridge.

:10:57
We'll kill the first-born male
child in every household!

:11:02
Too Jewish.
:11:08
We'll work up a Number Six on them!
:11:10
I'm afraid I'm not familiar
with that one.

:11:12
That's where we go
riding into town...

:11:14
...and a-whapping and a-whooping
every living thing...

:11:16
...that moves within an inch
of its life!

:11:20
Except the women folks, of course.
:11:21
You spare the women?
:11:23
No, we rape the shit out of them
at the Number Six dance later on!

:11:27
That's marvelous! That's so creative!
:11:30
Why, Taggart, you've been hurt!
:11:32
That uppity nigger hit me
on the head with a shovel.

:11:36
I'd sure appreciate it, sir, if
you could find it in your heart...

:11:40
...to hang him up by his
neck until he was dead.

:11:43
Got him locked up downstairs.
:11:45
Consider it done, stout fellow.
:11:55
I've got a special.
When can you work him in?

:11:57
I couldn't possibly fit him in
until Monday, sir. I'm booked solid.


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