:15:05
I'm leaving.
:15:06
You get back here, you old
pious, candy-ass sidewinder!
:15:12
There ain't no way that nobody
is going to leave this town!
:15:17
Hell, I was born here
and I was raised here...
:15:21
...and goddamn it,
I'm going to die here!
:15:23
And no sidewinder,
bushwhacking, hornswoggling...
:15:27
...cracker croaker, is going
to ruin my biscuit-cutter!
:15:38
Now who can argue with that?
:15:43
I think we're all indebted
to Gabby Johnson...
:15:45
...for clearly stating
what needed to be said.
:15:49
I'm particularly glad that
these lovely children...
:15:51
...were here today to hear that speech.
:15:53
Not only was it authentic
frontier gibberish...
:15:57
...it expressed a courage
little seen in this day and age!
:16:02
What are we made of?
:16:05
Our fathers came across the prairie...
:16:07
...fought Indians, fought drought,
fought locusts, fought Dix!
:16:11
Remember when Richard Dix came in here
and tried to take over this town?
:16:16
Well, we didn't give up then...
:16:18
...and by gum, we're not
going to give up now!
:16:27
Olson Johnson is right!
:16:29
What kind of people are we, anyhow?
I say we stay and fight it out!
:16:35
Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about
Olson Johnson's being right.
:16:40
And I'm not giving up
my ice cream parlor...
:16:42
...that I built with these two hands
for nothing or nobody!
:16:46
Howard Johnson is right!
:16:51
Well, if we're going to stay, and
I think it's a big mistake...
:16:57
...we're going to need a new sheriff.
Now, who is it going to be?