:16:02
What are we made of?
:16:05
Our fathers came across the prairie...
:16:07
...fought Indians, fought drought,
fought locusts, fought Dix!
:16:11
Remember when Richard Dix came in here
and tried to take over this town?
:16:16
Well, we didn't give up then...
:16:18
...and by gum, we're not
going to give up now!
:16:27
Olson Johnson is right!
:16:29
What kind of people are we, anyhow?
I say we stay and fight it out!
:16:35
Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about
Olson Johnson's being right.
:16:40
And I'm not giving up
my ice cream parlor...
:16:42
...that I built with these two hands
for nothing or nobody!
:16:46
Howard Johnson is right!
:16:51
Well, if we're going to stay, and
I think it's a big mistake...
:16:57
...we're going to need a new sheriff.
Now, who is it going to be?
:17:02
Why don't we wire the governor
to send us a sheriff?
:17:05
Why should we get our own men killed?
:17:08
Howard Johnson is right.
We'll wire the governor.
:17:12
Then let us pray for the deliverance
of our new sheriff.
:17:17
Will the congregation please rise?
:17:21
I shall now read from the books
of Matthew, Mark, Luke...
:17:28
...and duck!
:17:39
We've got to do something at once!
:17:43
Governor, may I disturb
you for a moment, sir?
:17:46
If you will just sign this, governor.
Right here.
:17:50
Yes, what the hell is it?
:17:52
Well, under the provisions
of this bill...
:17:53
...we would snatch 200,000 acres
of Indian territory...
:17:57
...which we have deemed unsafe
for their use at this time.
:17:58
They're such children.