Blazing Saddles
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:17:02
Why don't we wire the governor
to send us a sheriff?

:17:05
Why should we get our own men killed?
:17:08
Howard Johnson is right.
We'll wire the governor.

:17:12
Then let us pray for the deliverance
of our new sheriff.

:17:17
Will the congregation please rise?
:17:21
I shall now read from the books
of Matthew, Mark, Luke...

:17:28
...and duck!
:17:39
We've got to do something at once!
:17:43
Governor, may I disturb
you for a moment, sir?

:17:46
If you will just sign this, governor.
Right here.

:17:50
Yes, what the hell is it?
:17:52
Well, under the provisions
of this bill...

:17:53
...we would snatch 200,000 acres
of Indian territory...

:17:57
...which we have deemed unsafe
for their use at this time.

:17:58
They're such children.
:18:01
200,000 acres!
200,000 acres!

:18:03
What will it cost, man?
What will it cost?

:18:07
A box of these.
:18:09
Are you crazy? They'll never go
for it, and then again they might.

:18:12
The little red devils, they
love toys. May I try one?

:18:18
These things are defective.
:18:23
Right as usual, sir.
:18:25
Show-off!
:18:26
Just sign this, sir. Right here.
:18:28
Okay, give us a hand here.
:18:31
Work, work, work.
:18:34
Hello, boys, have a good night's rest?
I missed you.

:18:36
Just one more bill for you to sign, sir.
:18:39
What is this?
:18:40
This is the bill that will convert
the State Hospital for the Insane...

:18:43
...into the William J. Le Petomane
Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane.

:18:46
Gentlemen, this...
:18:48
...this bill will be
a giant step forward...

:18:50
...in the treatment
of the insane gambler.

:18:53
Yes, bravo! Beautiful.
:18:57
Thank you, Hedy. Thank you.
:18:59
It's not Hedy. It's Hedley.
Hedley Lamarr.


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