:02:01
Where gigolo and gigolette
:02:04
Can steal a kiss but not forget
:02:08
The boulevard of broken dreams
:02:11
I'll give you a hint.
:02:13
He's Italian. That's right.
:02:16
Russ Colombo.
:02:26
Attaboy.
:02:29
- Buenos días, Jesus.
- Hey, what do you say?
:02:32
Hey, did you see Ironside last night?
Some show.
:02:35
No, last night I read.
:02:37
You know,
he's in a wheelchair all the time.
:02:39
And, uh, he gets this case
with this rich lady-
:02:41
very beautiful, blonde.
:02:43
She's afraid her husband
wants to kill her.
:02:45
- Poison her.
- I thought you said you didn't watch.
:02:48
Well, the husband
usually chooses poison.
:02:50
He takes the case,
and they got this scene where Ironside...
:02:52
has got to get to the woman in time
to grab the poison from out of her hand.
:02:55
In a glass of milk.
:02:57
- You saw it.
- Okay, kiddo.
:03:00
One half-dozen eggs.
:03:03
One container of skim milk.
:03:05
Two of the, uh,
low-cal cottage cheeses.
:03:08
Give me a quarter pound
of that nice tender liver.
:03:11
And a pint of sweet cream.
:03:12
Hey, that cat eats better than me.
:03:15
Jesus, eating is the most important thing
in the life of a cat.
:03:18
Eating is the most important thing
in the life of me too.
:03:21
Yeah, but you can read a book.
You can look at television.
:03:24
- You can make love to your wife.
- Bullshit!
:03:27
Can of tuna.
:03:29
That cat gets it more than I do.
:03:32
Oh, no. Those days are over
for both of us.
:03:35
Come on. My grandfather, he's 82,
and he never stops screwing.
:03:39
I stand in awe.
What's his secret?
:03:42
I don't know. Maybe 'cause
he still lives in Puerto Rico.
:03:46
Maybe because, uh, he eats
a lot of, uh, bananas.
:03:50
- Bananas?
- Maybe because he don't know he's 82.
:03:53
I see. Wrap it up to go.