Harry and Tonto
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:03:00
One half-dozen eggs.
:03:03
One container of skim milk.
:03:05
Two of the, uh,
low-cal cottage cheeses.

:03:08
Give me a quarter pound
of that nice tender liver.

:03:11
And a pint of sweet cream.
:03:12
Hey, that cat eats better than me.
:03:15
Jesus, eating is the most important thing
in the life of a cat.

:03:18
Eating is the most important thing
in the life of me too.

:03:21
Yeah, but you can read a book.
You can look at television.

:03:24
- You can make love to your wife.
- Bullshit!

:03:27
Can of tuna.
:03:29
That cat gets it more than I do.
:03:32
Oh, no. Those days are over
for both of us.

:03:35
Come on. My grandfather, he's 82,
and he never stops screwing.

:03:39
I stand in awe.
What's his secret?

:03:42
I don't know. Maybe 'cause
he still lives in Puerto Rico.

:03:46
Maybe because, uh, he eats
a lot of, uh, bananas.

:03:50
- Bananas?
- Maybe because he don't know he's 82.

:03:53
I see. Wrap it up to go.
:04:11
Times.
:04:14
Thank you.
Who's the vice president this week?

:04:17
Who cares?
:04:28
One life, one death,
one heaven, one hell.!

:04:30
And one immortality,
and one annihilation! Woe is me!

:04:34
Shelley's "Epipsychidion,"
you dumb son of a bitch!

:04:43
All right, baby, all right.
:04:45
Okay. All right.
:04:49
All right.
:04:53
Hi, kid.
:04:55
- Did you see that?
- No.

:04:59
Fellow almost ran me over.

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