Harry and Tonto
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:06:00
Man the barricades,
plant the dynamite.

:06:03
Blow up the cesspool.
:06:07
You want, you can move in with me.
:06:12
I appreciate that, Jacob.
:06:14
But I think we'd end up
hating each other.

:06:17
You know, I can be
a real pain in the ass.

:06:19
I lived with my wife
for 40 years.

:06:22
I can live with you.
:06:26
No, at Tonto's age,
moving can be a real problem.

:06:31
He knows the neighborhood.
Got a lot of friends.

:06:35
You know, Jacob...
:06:37
I think that he's beginning
to understand Spanish.

:06:41
Qué pasa, Tonto?
:06:50
All right, there. All right.
:06:52
All right.
We'll be home in a minute.

:06:58
You got any spare change, old man?
:06:59
Yeah, I have some spare change...
:07:01
but I don't have any to spare.
:07:03
I can let you have a banana.
:07:07
Help! I'm being mugged!
:07:13
"You heavens,
give me that patience...

:07:15
"patience that I need!
:07:17
You see me here, you gods,
a poor old man, as full of-"

:07:22
- You all right, Harry?
- I was mugged.

:07:25
- White boy or black boy?
- What the hell difference does it make?

:07:27
- I just like to know, that's all.
- White.

:07:30
Hot damn.
:07:32
If it makes you feel any better,
the last one was Puerto Rican.

:07:36
- I got him. I got him.
- You got it?

:07:40
A fella I know up in Harlem...
:07:42
got his false teeth stolen.
:07:44
Clear daylight.
:07:46
The mugger put a knife behind him...
:07:48
scared him so...
:07:50
his dentures dropped
clear out of his mouth.

:07:54
Mugger grabbed his wallet
and his teeth.

:07:58
A man's gotta be
mighty low for that.


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