Harry and Tonto
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:07:01
but I don't have any to spare.
:07:03
I can let you have a banana.
:07:07
Help! I'm being mugged!
:07:13
"You heavens,
give me that patience...

:07:15
"patience that I need!
:07:17
You see me here, you gods,
a poor old man, as full of-"

:07:22
- You all right, Harry?
- I was mugged.

:07:25
- White boy or black boy?
- What the hell difference does it make?

:07:27
- I just like to know, that's all.
- White.

:07:30
Hot damn.
:07:32
If it makes you feel any better,
the last one was Puerto Rican.

:07:36
- I got him. I got him.
- You got it?

:07:40
A fella I know up in Harlem...
:07:42
got his false teeth stolen.
:07:44
Clear daylight.
:07:46
The mugger put a knife behind him...
:07:48
scared him so...
:07:50
his dentures dropped
clear out of his mouth.

:07:54
Mugger grabbed his wallet
and his teeth.

:07:58
A man's gotta be
mighty low for that.

:08:00
Leroy, could you spare
a little cream for Tonto?

:08:05
I'll be up by and by.
:08:07
Gracias.
:08:09
Hasta la vista.
:08:11
Adios!
:08:16
- Good morning, Mrs. R.
- Good morning, Mr. C.

:08:19
Did you see Ironside last night?
Some show.

:08:22
I loved the scene
where he saved the wife's life.

:08:25
Wasn't that something?
I almost had a heart attack.

:08:28
And they say
there's nothing good on TV.

:08:30
Have you found a place yet?
:08:33
I haven't looked.
:08:35
Well, there'll always be room for you
at my place, kiddo.

:08:38
I'll be in Miami.
:08:40
That's very sweet of you, Mrs. R...
:08:43
but I don't think
I could take all that sunshine.

:08:45
You can't say I didn't offer.
:08:57
Who's this, Tonto?
:08:59
When the blue of the night

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