:06:01
Award committees
give out humanitarian awards
:06:04
to a lot of strange ducks,
but why me?
:06:06
- I was the award committee.
- You put in the fix?
:06:10
You took care of your Uncle Alonzo.
Smart boy.
:06:13
I admire somebody who knows
how to use juice properly.
:06:17
Juice?
:06:19
Yes, juice.
How to use muscle, influence.
:06:22
How to bend things his own way.
:06:24
Oh, no. Goodness, no.
It wasn't done dishonestly.
:06:28
I thought it over and couldn't
think of anyone any more deserving.
:06:33
How come?
:06:34
Mother has never tired of saying
what a great man her brother was.
:06:39
Replacing dirty old buildings
with shiny new ones,
:06:43
sending us fruit at Christmas.
You were her idol.
:06:47
Can't you clowns get out of here?
:06:49
I'd like to have a nice talk
with my... favorite nephew.
:06:55
When I look into your eyes
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and see the shining light of idealism
aglow there,
:07:01
it makes me young again
and ready for battle!
:07:05
- Battle?
- Yes, battle!
:07:08
It has never been easy
for us idealists.
:07:11
And now I am going to
give you a chance
:07:13
to put that idealism into play
on your very first job.
:07:19
Picture, if you will,
a tough little old lady
:07:23
living in a rundown,
rat-infested firehouse,
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standing in the way of
our latest civic benefaction.
:07:31
There may be builders
who could find it in their heart
:07:35
to be vindictive to this old lady.
:07:37
They might say that
she feeds on the misery of the poor
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in that forsaken neighborhood.
:07:44
That she rolls drunks,
teaches small children to steal,
:07:48
and make them bring
most of the take to her,
:07:53
Would I, Alonzo Hawk,
Humanitarian of the Year,
:07:57
stoop to such tactics?
:07:59
On the contrary. I would do
everything in my power