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it makes me young again
and ready for battle!
:07:05
- Battle?
- Yes, battle!
:07:08
It has never been easy
for us idealists.
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And now I am going to
give you a chance
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to put that idealism into play
on your very first job.
:07:19
Picture, if you will,
a tough little old lady
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living in a rundown,
rat-infested firehouse,
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standing in the way of
our latest civic benefaction.
:07:31
There may be builders
who could find it in their heart
:07:35
to be vindictive to this old lady.
:07:37
They might say that
she feeds on the misery of the poor
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in that forsaken neighborhood.
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That she rolls drunks,
teaches small children to steal,
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and make them bring
most of the take to her,
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Would I, Alonzo Hawk,
Humanitarian of the Year,
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stoop to such tactics?
:07:59
On the contrary. I would do
everything in my power
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to help that tough,
no-good little old lady.
:08:06
I'd give her a large sum
for that worthless property
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and provide, at special price to her,
:08:12
a lifetime lease in Eternity Towers,
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that beautiful new haven
for helpless old people like her.
:08:19
It has a gymnasium, a sauna,
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and old Rudolph Valentino,
Sessue Hayakawa movies.
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A beauty parlor, a hobby centre,
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and instead of
cooking her heart out
:08:31
over a hot stove,
automatic machines in every hall
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will lavish her with everything
from pizza to hot chili.
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Wouldn't it make your whole being
happy to be part of all that?
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- When can I start?
- Here's the address. Get moving.